Thursday, October 17, 2013

Getting Rooted in New Zealand by Jamie Baywood

Getting Rooted in New Zealand
by Jamie Baywood 

 

(information taken from Amazon and Goodreads)

Paperback: 224 pages
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (April 21, 2013)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1482601907
ISBN-13: 978-1482601909



Craving change and lacking logic, at 26, Jamie, a cute and quirky Californian, impulsively moves to New Zealand to avoid dating after reading that the country's population has 100,000 fewer men. In her journal, she captures a hysterically honest look at herself, her past and her new wonderfully weird world filled with curious characters and slapstick situations in unbelievably bizarre jobs. It takes a zany jaunt to the end of the Earth and a serendipitous meeting with a fellow traveler before Jamie learns what it really means to get rooted.


My Review
In keeping with tradition, lets start with the cover and how it spoke to me prior to reading the book.
The first thing that I honestly noticed where the butterflies, I love butterflies and I wondered what did the butterflies and New Zealand have in common. I thought the figure of the young lady sporting her red hat with luggage bag was really cute. But most of all I was most intrigued on the title, and what the book had in store for me.
The book is truly a walk in author Jamie Baywood's shoes from the moment she touches down in New Zealand. I will admit I was wondering how would a daily account of life's events really be an entertaining read. What can I say, Baywood made it happen and then some!
I could without a doubt see a TV series or movie out of her book. She left me laughing until I was in tears from her candid accounts of what she was going through, the people she met and the jobs she had. 
Some people have a natural funniness about them, even when they are trying to be serious, Baywood is one of those people. I loved how the people of New Zealand responded to the California born American. How although both are English speaking countries, the dialects and meanings behind words were so different, that some of Baywood's conversations literally reminded me of something off "I Love Lucy." And I promise you one thing, after reading this book, you will always laugh at the word "deck" and "rooted". This I promise!
Baywood managed masterfully to make her day to day life a sensationally funny and warm lighthearted story that left me staying up late to read and wondering what was going to happen the next day in her life.
The New Zealander's or Kiwi's that Baywood introduced were so intriguing and some were just down right comical. I found myself on numerous occasions bursting into a laugh that I quickly had to stifle because everyone around me would turn and look at me crazy. I also found myself in at night bargaining with myself, "just one more day" before going to bed and ended up much longer than expected.

If you are looking for that book that will make you laugh but also has true sincere moments that make you reflect on things, this is by far the book for you. 

For me, on the Hottie scale, this book was without a doubt a...
HOT PAGE TURNER

Jamie Baywood took a few moments out of her busy schedule to allow the Hotties to interview her.



Thank you so much Jamie for taking the time to do this interview. Your book was so much fun to read. I had never thought that someone’s life would be so comical.
With that being said, my first question is:



Where all the characters in your book based off real people you met?

Yes, all of the characters in my book are real people I met. Some of the names of the characters and organizations, but not all have been changed to preserve privacy. 



Recently on Twitter, the characters in Getting Rooted in New Zealand are described as, “Wicked. Lots of heroes and villains. It’s a story you can read again and again- it’s laugh out loud shocking in parts and cringe worthy, some office peeps are monsters!” by Colin Mathura-Jeffree, a male model and judge for the TV show New Zealand’s Next Top Model. Colin is one of my favorite characters that I meet in New Zealand.

­­­I had good, bad and weird experiences in New Zealand. I’m grateful for all the people I encountered, heroes and villains, the experiences I had turned me into a writer. 


Do you still keep in touch with any of your new found New Zealand friends?

I do keep in touch with most of the people I met in New Zealand. Some of my dearest friends in the world are in New Zealand. Although it is technically not home to me or my Scottish husband, it feels like home to us as a couple because that is where we met. We have been feeling homesick for New Zealand and really miss our friends there. 


Have you been back to New Zealand to visit after writing your book?

I haven’t been back to New Zealand, but would love to return. I think I had to move to England to truly appreciate New Zealand. Publishing the book made me dreadfully nostalgic and homesick for New Zealand. I organized the stories in February – summer in New Zealand winter in the UK. It was the longest winter of my life in England; I was ready to get on the next plane to Auckland.

I have been living in the UK since winter 2011. I am currently on a visa in the UK called an Extension to Stay as the Spouse of a UK Citizen. This visa will expire in 2014. We are deciding now if we should go through another round of visas for me to stay in the UK or if we want to try living somewhere else in the world.  We are seriously considering moving back to New Zealand next year.

Dealing with visa restrictions has been the most difficult things about moving abroad. In New Zealand, it greatly limited my options for employment.  Overall, I found the New Zealand immigration office significantly easier to deal with than the UK Border Agency.  From my personal experience the New Zealand immigration office were efficient. All of my visas in New Zealand were processed in a couple of weeks.  Although I was married in January 2012 in the UK, my marriage visa was not approved by the UK Border Agency until September 2012. While my marriage visa was being processed, my only right was to not be deported. I wasn’t allowed to work, study or even leave because they had both my passport and my husband’s.



Nothing could have prepared me for the soul-crushing bureaucracy of the UK. My husband is in the middle of a two-year MA in Landscape Architecture in England. We plan to move internationally again in 2014, I’m not sure where yet. I currently have to live in the center of England. I desperately miss the ocean and being warm at the beach. I really miss the warm, friendly nature of the people in the South Pacific. As crazy as my job experiences were in New Zealand, I would actually like to return to New Zealand and give it another try working as a writer. It would be great to return to New Zealand to make Getting Rooted in New Zealand into a TV show with director Thomas Sainsbury. 


What made you decide to publish your personal journals or was that your intentions from the beginning?


I didn’t go to New Zealand with the intentions of writing a book about my experiences there. I didn’t start keeping a diary or writing until I moved to New Zealand. I wrote to keep in touch with friends and family.  I saved the emails that eventually became my book.  Most of the book was written as the events happened; it just took me a few years to work up the nerve to publish. I consider myself an accidental author. I had funny experiences that I had trouble believing were true. I wrote the stories down to stay sane. I wrote situations down that were happening around me and shared them with friends. The stories made people laugh so I decided to organize the stories into a book and publish in the hopes to make others laugh too.

Publishing my book was my way of transforming poison into medicine. I hope that it can help people that have had bad dating experiences or bad work experiences – make them laugh and not give up hope.  


How did you come up with the title?

In New Zealand, I had a lot of culture shock.  One of the most memorable moments was learning the meaning of the Kiwi slang word “rooted.” One night I was brushing my teeth with my flatmate Liam and I said, ‘I’m really excited to live in this house because I have been traveling a lot and I just need to settle down, stop traveling and get rooted’. He was choking on his toothbrush and asked me if I knew what that meant because it had a completely different meaning New Zealand than it does in the States.


What are your current project(s)?

I plan to divide my books by the countries I've lived in.  I've lived in five countries; America, American Samoa, New Zealand, Scotland and now England.  My next book will be about attempting to settle in Scotland. 


If you had to choose, which writer would you consider a mentor?

Traveling alone and being celibate for a year was how Elizabeth Gilbert found her husband in Eat, Pray, Love. I probably took it too literally like an instructions manual, but it worked for me.  


What was one of the first books you read that is still your favorite?

Is Your Mama a Llama? 


What book are you reading now?

May I Ask You Something? by Cyan Corwine. 


Did you learn anything from writing your book and what was it?

I wrote, designed, published and have been marketing my own book. Self-publishing is one person taking on all of the responsibilities typically held by teams of people in traditional publishing companies. Writing, designing, publishing and marketing books are each valid full time careers.  I have been figuring out everything as I go. It’s been a steep learning curve.

The whole process has taught me to trust myself, believe in myself and follow my dreams. 


What was the hardest part of writing your book?

The hardest part has been trying to promote the book while simultaneously attempting to stay anonymous. My life is literally an open book, but Jamie Baywood is a pen name. I haven’t told my family that I’ve written or published a book. They think I’m just living in the UK working on a MA in Design studying book covers. 


Do you have any advice for other writers?

Believe in yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. 


Do you have anything specific that you want to say to your readers?

I feel very grateful that most readers understand my sense of humor. I’m always relieved and grateful when I receive a positive review. I love hearing from readers that my book is making people laugh out loud.

It’s frustrating when people don’t understand my humor. The main criticism I get is that my book isn’t a representation of the entire country of New Zealand.
It’s my dairy, not a travel guide.  I have been in a lot of situations where I had two choices: laugh or cry. I’ve chosen to laugh. I write my experiences from a purely personal standpoint. Compared to other travelers who worked abroad in New Zealand my experiences have been very unusual. I would highly recommend everyone goes to New Zealand to experience their own adventure.
 



About the Author

 Jamie Baywood grew up in Petaluma, California. In 2010, she made the most impulsive decision of her life by moving to New Zealand. Getting Rooted in New Zealand is her first book about her experiences living there. Jamie is now married and living happily ever after in the United Kingdom. She is working on her second book.

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Teaser Tuesday #7

Teaser Tuesdays hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading is a weekly Meme where you share 2 sentences from your current book. 

Please play along with Teaser Tuesdays, here is what you do...

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Make sure to leave your link so I can check out your teaser too!


Hottie Syreeta is currently reading the E-Book Reckless Longing by Gina Robinson

My Teaser:
Location 1316 of 3100

He lifted the hair off my neck and nibbled my neck softly, moving slowly to my ear, my cheek, tantalizing and teasing the edges of my lips.




RECKLESS LONGING

Ellie Martin hates her beautiful, man-crazy mother. Her mother’s wild and wanton behavior has left Ellie with a deep longing. To escape. To belong. To know who her real dad is. To really be loved. Her mother finally crosses a line that sends Ellie running, escaping to college with one, focused goal–to find and confront her bio dad, who doesn’t even know she exists. Then she meets Logan. Hot, charming, and troubled. He turns her world upside down and puts all her plans in jeopardy.

Logan Walker is hiding a shameful and painful secret. One that nearly cost him everything. When he meets the beautiful and mysterious Ellie at a Week of Welcome event, something inside him awakens and he finds himself drawn to her.

But the attraction they both feel for each other is as delicate as the web of secrets they each hide behind. And as the truths are revealed, their reckless longing may not survive the fallout.



Monday, October 14, 2013

Book Blitz - Going Thru Hell


Going Thru Hell
by T.J. Loveless






Book & Author Details:

Going Thru Hell by T.J. Loveless
Publication date: October 1st 2013
Genres: Fantasy, Mythology, New Adult

Synopsis:
KYLIE RIPPONS is a SpongeBob pajama bottom wearing, Dodge Ram 1500 4×4 driving, USDA certified klutz, coffee-addicted mortal, seeking a normal life despite the constant harassment of gods and the ability to braid time.

Kylie sees actions and consequences as bright, shining timelines in her head. Born with the power to gather the strings and braid them into a new chain of events, she is the weapon of choice for many pantheons in their never ending wars. But using the ability requires fuel, and for a mortal, it means a piece of her soul.

One Mesopotamian goddess, the only forsaken Valkyrie, and a rogue, immortal, Berserker ally with Kylie. Constant harassment forces the group to take drastic action, and go on the offensive. She must braid time to save friends, and herself, as the gods drive them into situations in which she must choose: braid time, save her friends, and lose pieces of her mortal soul, or become slave to the pantheon of her choice.

Deception by an old friend sends Kylie fleeing to her parents’ home, where she hid her son, Riot. She’s too late, the gods found Riot and hold him hostage. Searching for him, Kylie experiences the most devastating betrayal of all.

Kylie faces her worst nightmare: kill a friend and permanently hide Riot, leaving him motherless, or become a slave in exchange for his safety, leaving her soulless and insane.

If only the gods allowed for personal choice.

Book Excerpt

The headache started, pounding to the rhythm of my heartbeat. I silently begged to faint, but the power demands payment. There is no credit card or forgiveness for changing the strings of time. It doesn't care I only braided a mere twenty minutes. The ledger must always remain in the black.

      “Hey, good looking,” a masculine voice called.

Bloody hell. I glanced around, hoping someone else pulled up and captured the guy's attention. No such luck. The truck and Ferrari remained the only two cars at the pumps. I cursed silently while ignoring him. The earthy smell surrounded me, filled with green things, sun and a summer's breeze.

     “Do you ignore everyone?”

  I jumped. I turned to find a tall, muscular, handsome male. Long brown hair streaked with various shades of silver, and a well-trimmed gray beard carted streaks of brunette, giving the impression of a mature man. He wore a black, faded AC/DC t-shirt, shabby blue jeans and black boots. His ice blue eyes caught my attention and held it.

The last one disappeared, leaving Aki to stand in the middle, turning slowly, the image of a grizzly bear superimposed over his form. He fell forward, hands out to catch himself. Blood splashed upwards in a graceful and grotesque arc, covering his upper body and face. He sat on his feet, sword laid carefully over his thighs, chin resting on the massive chest.

     “Do not mock me,” his voice low and tight.

     “Mocking you? Me? Nooo. I genuinely disdain you and all you stand for.” The threads vibrated, the need to braid becoming almost impossible to resist. The secondary ability rushed to the surface of my skin.

      Come on, you big bastard, touch me, I thought.

     “Do not doubt that I will hurt you for such disrespect!” Spittle landed on my cheek.

      “Can't disrespect what I never respected in the first place. Thought you guys were supposed to have a superior intellect.” My palms began to melt the plastic ties.

Come on, come on, before I lose control.

His hand wrapped around my throat and squeezed. My wrists popped apart and I grabbed his forearm, the power sliding over him as the heat from my palms burned his skin. He jerked, but it was too late.

About the Author
 T.J. Loveless has been reading and writing stories since the fourth grade. She writes predominantly in the Spec Fic genres. A former copy/content editor at a small pub house, she now freelances at Cliffhanger Editing.

She lives with The Writing Zoo, a Hubby who prefers her mood when writing, and a teenager who loves to tells stories of her mother on the floor trying to visualize "legs all akimbo" and how Writing Momma has long, often yelling, conversations with the computer screen.

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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Teaser Tuesdays #6

Teaser Tuesdays hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading is a weekly Meme where you share 2 sentences from your current book. 

Please play along with Teaser Tuesdays, here is what you do...

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Make sure to leave your link so I can check out your teaser too!


Hottie Syreeta is currently reading Getting Rooted in New Zealand (pdf) by Jamie Baywood


My Teaser:
Page: 105
Bob has pills he takes every morning. He has trouble taking the lid off the pill bottle. It makes a horrible noise, like cracking knuckles.

I asked, "What are you taking?"

"Crazy pills."





From Goodreads

Craving change and lacking logic, at 26, Jamie, a cute and quirky Californian, impulsively moves to New Zealand to avoid dating after reading that the country's population has 100,000 fewer men. In her journal, she captures a hysterically honest look at herself, her past and her new wonderfully weird world filled with curious characters and slapstick situations in unbelievably bizarre jobs. It takes a zany jaunt to the end of the Earth and a serendipitous meeting with a fellow traveler before Jamie learns what it really means to get rooted




Sunday, October 6, 2013

Book Blitz: Come As You Are by



Come As You Are
by Theresa Weir

Book & Author Details:

Come As You Are by Theresa Weir
Publication date: September 20th 2013
Genres: New Adult, Romance

Synopsis:
New Adult Romance by RITA winner and New York Times author Theresa Weir

Molly Young has a secret. To keep it she holds the world at a distance. Behind her lies a trail of dumped boyfriends who came too close to discovering what no one can know. When her estranged father dies of an unexpected heart attack he leaves an even deeper secret, one tied to Molly’s.

At the funeral repast Molly is unable to tolerate the shoulder-to-shoulder mourners and runs out the door and down the street to the nearest bar. Come dawn, with no memory of the past ten hours, she finds herself in bed with a beautiful stranger. She slips away before he wakes up, unaware of the role he’s about to play in her life. Is he the one guy who can convince Molly to face her painful secret and become the person she’s meant to be?


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AUTHOR BIO:

Theresa Weir (a.k.a. Anne Frasier) is an award-winning NEW YORK TIMES AND USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR of twenty-three books and numerous short stories that have spanned the genres of suspense, mystery, thriller, romantic suspense, paranormal, and memoir. Her titles have been printed in both hardcover and paperback and translated into twenty languages. Her memoir, The Orchard, was a 2011 Oprah Magazine Fall Pick, Number Two on the Indie Next list, a featured B+ review in Entertainment Weekly, and a Librarians’ Best Books of 2011. Going back to 1988, Weir’s debut title was the cult phenomenon AMAZON LILY, initially published by Pocket Books and later reissued by Bantam Books. Writing as Theresa Weir she won a RITA for romantic suspense (COOL SHADE), and a year later the Daphne du Maurier for paranormal romance (BAD KARMA). In her more recent Anne Frasier career, her thriller and suspense titles hit the USA Today list (HUSH, SLEEP TIGHT, PLAY DEAD) and were featured in Mystery Guild, Literary Guild, and Book of the Month Club. HUSH was both a RITA and Daphne du Maurier finalist. Well-known in the mystery community, she served as hardcover judge for the Thriller presented by International Thriller Writers, and was guest of honor at the Diversicon 16 mystery/science fiction conference held in Minneapolis in 2008. Frasier books have received high praise from print publications such as Publishers Weekly, Minneapolis Star Tribune, and Crimespree, as well as online praise from Spinetingler, Book Loons, Armchair Interviews, Sarah Weinman’s Confessions of an Idiosyncratic Mind, and Ali Karim’s Shots Magazine. Her books have featured cover quotes from Lisa Gardner, Jane Ann Krentz, Linda Howard, Kay Hooper, and J.A. Konrath. Her short stories and poetry can be found in DISCOUNT NOIR, ONCE UPON A CRIME, and THE LINEUP, POEMS ON CRIME. She is a member of Sisters in Crime and International Thriller Writers.

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Friday, October 4, 2013

Feature and Follow Fridays #8

Feature and Follow Fridays #8


The Feature & Follow is hosted by TWO hosts, Parajunkee of Parajunkee’s View and Alison of Alison Can Read. Each host will have their own Feature Blog and this way it’ll allow us to show off more new blogs! 

How does this work? 
The goal is to increase blog followers and make friends. Click here to read more.




This weeks Answer:

What book (or TV show or movie) have you not read that seemingly everyone else has?


Well it without a doubt be any of Cassandra Claire's, Mortal Intruments books. I just have never gotten around to read them, but it seems that all my friends and blogging buddies have :-(

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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Review: Twisted Perfection by Abbi Glines (Audiobook)

Twisted Perfection
by Abbi Glines

(Taken from Amazon)

Audible Audio Edition
Listening Length: 6 hours and 51 minutes
Program Type: Audiobook
Version: Unabridged
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Audible.com Release Date: August 6, 2013.


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Paperback: 272 pages
Publisher: Atria Books; Original edition (July 30, 2013)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1476756503





My future was about to be completely thrown off track because Della Sloane was under my skin, and I had to have her. I couldn’t ignore it anymore . . . I’d gotten close enough to her to see deeper.
Della Sloane is not your average girl. Yearning to break free of her dark and sheltered past and the memories of the illness that claimed her mother, Della plans a solo road trip to experience real life on her own terms. But the trip is nearly cut short in the little beach town of Rosemary when she realizes she can’t even pump her own gas—until Woods Kerrington shows up, more than willing to help out a pretty girl in need.

Woods’s family wants him to settle down with a wealthy woman in pearls, but he can’t resist this carefree girl in cutoffs passing through town. A one-night stand should have been enough, but months later, Woods can’t get the irresistible Della out of his head.

When a twist of fate brings Della back to Woods, all signs point to trouble if they don’t keep their distance. Neither is truly free, and a relationship could destroy both of them. With their hearts on the line, Della thinks the safest bet is to walk away. But Woods isn’t about to let that happen . . .



My Review

**This book is for mature audiences ONLY!**

I reviewed the audio edition of Twisted Perfection. This will be my first review of an audio book although I have enjoyed many audios or "books on tape" in the past.

Let me first start with the cover because as with any book I studied this first when I received the audio version. A man with a small beard about to kiss the forehead of a brunette woman with her eyes closed. The title alone is worth a thousand questions. The intimacy the picture captures was beautiful. I did want to know who the characters were and why such an endearing kiss.

Narrated by Elizabeth Louise, whose voice really fit the part. She nailed the southern Della's accent and charm, I enjoyed listening to Louise narrate her portion. 

Sebastian York narrated Woods and unfortunately, York sounded too much like comedian Lewis Black to me, so I found myself in fits of laughter in parts of the book. It was uncanny on how much they sounded alike.

I will admit that Della's story was an interesting one, the author made sure to tease you just enough to want more and more. 

Unfortunately, I was just not a fan. Within the first 15 minutes of the audiobook there is a sex scene and for me, that looses a lot of flavor to a book when we jump off with this intensity. Also, the plot line was very soft, at no point in the book did I get the "can't stop listening" moment. And sadly some parts were forgettable.

I think the author had fabulous ideas, and Della and Wood's back story was great, I think it was more erotica and less story and for me I need both.

If you are a reader of erotica then this is definitely a book for you.

I rate this book on the Hottie Scale of Mild - Worth It.

About the Author:
(taken from author's website)
Abbi Glines was born in Birmingham, Alabama. She grew up in the small town of Sumiton, Alabama where she left the summer she turned eighteen. She didn’t get far… she chased her high school sweetheart down to the coast and she’s been there ever since.
Abbi now lives in the quaint southern town of Fairhope, Alabama with her three children and husband Keith (the high school sweetheart she chased after). Her life is never dull and Keith always makes sure there is another “experience” for them to explore.
Books published by Abbi include The Vincent Boys and the USA TODAY bestseller The Vincent Brothers, Breathe, Because of Low, the USA TODAY bestsellers While It Lasts and Just For Now, The Existence Trilogy that includes the USA Today Bestseller Ceaseless, andThe New York Times bestseller and Wall Street Journal bestseller Fallen Too Far. Currently she is working on Never Too Far, the sequel to Fallen too Far.
When Abbi isn’t locked away in her office typing away she is hauling her kids to and from their many social activities. You could say her second job is the Glines Kids personal chauffeur. It’s a rather illustrious job.

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